| January 30, 2008 | Maria had her first pediatrician visit today. She's in great shape! | A Maria visitou o pediatríco hoje, pela primeira vez. Ela está em condição otima! |
| January 28, 2008 | Maria came home today. | A Maria voltou hoje para a casa. |
| January 27, 2008 | Maria likes it when her dad sings Johnny Cash songs. They Might Be Giants, not so much. In other music news, Maria wrote her own song today, "Oops I did it again (I pooped on your shirt)". | Maria adora quando o pai canta no estilo de Johnny Cash. Ela não gosta quando é no estilo de They Might Be Giants. Mais noticias sobre Maria e musíca: Maria escreveu hoje o primeiro canto dela hoje, "Oops I did it again (I pooped on your shirt)" (Eta, eu fiz-ló de novo (Cagei na sua camisa) |
| January 26, 2008 | Maria's blog went online today. | O website de Maria iniciou hoje. |
| January 25, 2008 | Maria pooped for the first time today. Maria drank milk for the first time today. Maria was born today. | A primeira cagada de Maria. A primeira vez tomando leite de Maria. O nascimento de Maria. |